Monday, June 30, 2008

kinda funny

1. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

2. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

3. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe we are excellent drivers.

4. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.

5. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness.


6. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

7. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings.


8. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

9. If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle and too much make-up.

10. You should not confuse your career with your life.

11. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person.

12. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

13. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Usually, that individual is crazy.

14. Your friends love you anyway.

15. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

well my momma is landing in paradise right now...jealous!
i hope you have a fantastic time and a happy anniversary!
untill then,im on house cleaning and organizing off untill thursday i think, so i should be able to get everything in order by than...with the occasional dip in the pool to cool off!!!
love you momma, aloha!

Thursday, June 26, 2008

this was probably one of my favorite parts of jamaica.horseback in the water...beautiful!

ahhhhh back to work.....
after almost 2 weeks off, i returned today. it wasnt too bad. it was hard to get going this morning, but once i got there and saw traci, i was glad to be back!
i am getting ready to go swimming now, its almost 11 and beautiful out tonight!
i will blog more tommorrow!!!

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

well were back from paradise!
and i mean paradise!we had the best time! the weather was awesome, the water was clear blue and warm! the rum was flowing and the food was to die for!
i will continue to post pictures every day. we climbed a 1000 ft waterfall on our first was a little scary for me, but we did it,it was called the dunns river falls...very cool.
than my favorite activity, horse back in the ocean,i fell in love with my horse! arash's horse was whitney!
then we lounged,snorkled,lounged,snorkled.
the snorkling was great, stingrays, big crabs, lots of tropical fish!
awesome week!